Monday, March 13, 2006

KASHWAK=NO COMPUTER

My dear angels,
this is the return of the curse of the year of the slug.
Like a hairy werewolf, I've been cursed.
I'm sitting here on a cyber-thing (yes, they don't have espresso so I don't know why they call that place a cyber-café), just to let you know that Big Willy (my dear computer) passed away this morning.
Like his master, I always knew he didn't like mondays.
Like a proud soldier, he died without saying a word, not even a beeeeeep.
The funeral takes place tomorrow, so everybody should wear black, to pay respect to the best computer in the world.
In the tradition of the olders, I'm gonna burn Big Willy and say computers prayers.
Ashes to ashes, screwdriver to screwdriver, Rest in peace Big Willy.
Amen.

You can send your money directly to Rev Frost.
Rev Frost, him again, will be return soon.
Give him the time to find the money.
If your hear in the next few days about some rockin' guy who robbed a bank in France, you'll know what to think.

19 Comments:

Blogger Frunobulax said...

Mis condolencias por la muerte de Big Willy.

4:39 PM  
Blogger The DoorKeeper said...

God Speed, Big Willy!

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yaay, Stephen King ref!

6:09 PM  
Blogger bigrockcandymountain said...

Good Reverend. Having not so long ago endured a loss similar to yours, I offer my empathy and condolences. Much sadness until your return. (not to be too crass, but think of the shiny new replacement that awaits...)

3:37 AM  
Anonymous bbb said...

amen
BigWilly est mort vive BigWilly II

9:27 AM  
Blogger guapo said...

but....how will you live?

9:39 AM  
Blogger phenolicfanatic said...

ahh yes tom, my sympathies in your time of loss!
yes not long ago (but long enough for it to no longer hurt) we waved our dear mac a fond farewell when the motherboard left this mortal coil and we just decided to trade in a get a new one (not geeky err gifted enough to put anything together myself) and we pondered the possibilities of what our friends at the mac shop might find if they were able to get the bloody thing going again and explore all the porn that we didnt have the chance to erase (nothing illegal we promise- we are nice folk- but we did think it funny at the time as we waved it goodbye) and took our new shiny mac home!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.I.P. Big Willy !
And come back soon Rev.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Charles Hendrick IV said...

I just hope that Big Willy was a good computer and doesn't go to Hell like HAL did.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous daveyboy said...

Hey Rev, you're gonna need a good get-away driver. Call me.

7:14 PM  
Blogger affreuxthom said...

Revenez vite révérend !

Je suis sûr que la paroisse peut faire qq chose pour vous

9:55 PM  
Blogger guanoboy said...

Return to us QUICKLY!

best,

guanoboy

10:12 PM  
Blogger Tuwa said...

Did you keep the hard drive off it, at least (and your mp3s)? Or is that kaput also?

11:12 PM  
Blogger erik hogstrom said...

Come back soon, Rev!!!

5:26 AM  
Anonymous G.T. said...

Tomorrow I'll dressed in black and will listen to Mozart's Requiem for Big Willy' memory... Mmmm I'm dressed in black 5 days a week and listen the Requiem everyday I can... I've to find something else...

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The funereal seems to be more than a usual one …
I really dearly hope that’s not the end of this blog

9:14 PM  
Anonymous daveyboy said...

Naw, he'll be back. Right Rev.

Rev?




Rev?

2:01 PM  
Blogger Muse said...

Yikes! Sorry to hear about your loss. not only your computer, but, you must be at Starbucks, for they do not know good espresso @ all. Hurry Back!!! CHeers!

12:37 AM  
Blogger Reverend Frost said...

I'm here, I'm here !
He's alive, aliiiiiiiive.

7:35 AM  

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